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waaah101
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Softcup disaster, it had to be me

Jan 24th, 2013, 18:42 PM   #1
 
I can't bloody believe this! We dtd last night, and even though I've missed the boat this month, I decided to attempt my first softcup seeing as Mr waaah101 had fallen into an instant REM sleep.

I thought it had all went well... until I tried to take the damn thing out this morning. Obviously I didn't hook it on right and the whole damn thing has gone in! I could feel the tip of it but couldnt catch it, but I was already late for work so had to leave it, and then had hell in work today with no breaks so had to leave it until now.

Now I'm in a worse situation because I can't find the damn thing at all! I really want to avoid the embarrassment and cost of a trip to the surgery. Any tips? Anything at all?
 
 

 
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Jan 24th, 2013, 18:52 PM   #2
 
http://womenshealthnews.wordpress.co...ftcup-removal/

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... I'm a moron!
 
 

 
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Jan 24th, 2013, 18:52 PM   #3
 
Lol oh dear surely there's not aLot of places it can go? Umm what about going in a bath and trying to tense to push it out I really don't know what else to suggest, maybe stand up with legs apart and do squats try to use muscles to push it out xx
 
 
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Jan 24th, 2013, 18:56 PM   #4
 
Sorry chick this has made me giggle slightly!!!
What about this sounds horrible but if you really cannot find it the last resort would be for your partner to have a look haha!!!

U tried in the shower or lying down on the bed relaxed legs kind of up so it opens everything out
Lol!

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Jan 24th, 2013, 19:10 PM   #5
 
Oh my god you poor thing
I'm sorry, this did make me chuckle a bit too - when I 1st tried one I was worried it wouldn't come out but luckily I was able to feel the edge of it and pull it out. You could try squatting down to see if it comes out any easier?? I hope you manage to get it out soon and don't need any medical intervention xxx
 
 

 
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Jan 24th, 2013, 19:10 PM   #6
 
I'm free! Thank crunchie I'm free!! After 10 minutes of laughing, trying to relax and freaking out its made it's way back in to the world.

They feel weird, I was expecting to feel something more plasticky but the rim is kind of fleshy. Thankfully I managed to get a grip with my middle finger. I always knew it was for more than typing and rude gestures.

Phew. I'll probably give them another go, but I'll have to master the art of the tilt - or else I'll be off fishing again. I must invest in a longer finger, or a crochet hook!
 
 

 
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Jan 24th, 2013, 19:12 PM   #7
 
hahaha, I am sooooo relieved you got it out!! Xx
 
 

 
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Jan 24th, 2013, 19:17 PM   #8
 
I know we are all grown ups and we should be mature enough to speak freely about ttc, especially to a doctor... but can you imagine the mortification of going in to announce that there's a foreign object shoved up your cervix that you can't quite reach... and to watch out as it's carrying a full load of man juice! Brings a whole new dimension to 'stick a stopper in it' LOL
 
 

 
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Jan 24th, 2013, 19:20 PM   #9
 
hahahaha
 
 

 
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Jan 24th, 2013, 19:33 PM   #10
 
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I know we are all grown ups and we should be mature enough to speak freely about ttc, especially to a doctor... but can you imagine the mortification of going in to announce that there's a foreign object shoved up your cervix that you can't quite reach... and to watch out as it's carrying a full load of man juice! Brings a whole new dimension to 'stick a stopper in it' LOL
Sorry I shouldn't laugh, but you just have such a way with words lol
 
 
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Jan 24th, 2013, 20:39 PM   #11
 
Aw your so funny! Bless u! Glad it's out hahahaha! X
 
 

 
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Jan 24th, 2013, 21:16 PM   #12
 
hilarious cant imagine explaining that at A&E! X x
 
 

 
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Jan 24th, 2013, 22:19 PM   #13
 
That's sooo funny! Glad you got it out! I'm blushing just thinking about explaining that one to a gp!
 
 

 
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Jan 24th, 2013, 22:24 PM   #14
 
This made me giggle... Thanks ladies! Glad you got it out waaah!! x x
 
 

 
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Jan 24th, 2013, 22:25 PM   #15
 
I was going to suggest some of those little tongs
you use for picking up pickled onions (or similar). Lol Glad you got it out! x
 
 

 
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