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Cyprus08
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Nov 27th, 2008, 19:41 PM   #46
 
I was sat with my son and my mum looking at photographs of my wedding. My son pointed to a pic of me and my DH and asked where he was. My mum said he wasn't here yet he was in mummy's tummy. My son turned to me with the most puzzled look on his face and said "mummy, did you eat me for breakfast"? For now, thats as much sex ed. as he needs

Another one was from when I was working in a reception class at Christmas. I asked the class if anyone could tell me the name of the special baby that was born with the animals. This one little girl put her hand straight up and replied so confidently, "I know, its Tarzan". And they say the true meaning of Christmas is dead
 
 

 
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Dec 6th, 2008, 19:42 PM   #47
 
Just reading through my little brothers comments on Bebo and some one had commented on one of his pics where my little bro is cuddleing a very worried looking girl, his friend said "they class that as rape these days" my brothers reply was "na its okay, I shouted surprise"
 
 
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Dec 10th, 2008, 17:03 PM   #48
 
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Just reading through my little brothers comments on Bebo and some one had commented on one of his pics where my little bro is cuddleing a very worried looking girl, his friend said "they class that as rape these days" my brothers reply was "na its okay, I shouted surprise"
OMG
 
 
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Dec 10th, 2008, 23:00 PM   #49
 
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Just reading through my little brothers comments on Bebo and some one had commented on one of his pics where my little bro is cuddleing a very worried looking girl, his friend said "they class that as rape these days" my brothers reply was "na its okay, I shouted surprise"
OMG
Don't worry he was joking!!!!!
 
 
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Dec 26th, 2008, 22:10 PM   #50
 
Sat round the dinner table today (boxing day) with the family, everyone was sharing what their nicknames at school was/were...
nephew said his was 'Harvey-darvey'
MIL 'Corn Chowder Crowder'
FIL 'Negsy'

I asked DS if he had any nicknames, he put his knife and fork down and contemplated for a moment then a flicker of recognition lit up his face and he replied....

'Well I've been called Lesbian before'

We all chocked on our roast beef
 
 
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Dec 27th, 2008, 16:10 PM   #51
 
Oliver is always coming out with funny phrases...the best one to date was we were in the cafe in asda with my OHs mum and sister and my OHs mum went to the toilet she comes back and oliver starts shouting from other end of the cafe "GRANDMA YOU DONE STINKING POO POO IT STINKING" i nearly wet myself laughing and grandma went very red and said quietly "no oliver i went for a wee" to which he went(in loud voice) "NO YOU DIDNT YOU WENT STINKING POO POO" think she wanted the ground to swallow her up!

Another time was we were in the toilet and someone in the next cubicle was doing a number 2 and as mank as it sound you heard it plop into the toilet oliver pipes up and goes "someones doing a poo poo it stinking" and then proceeds to pretend gag really loudly!!!!
 
 
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Dec 28th, 2008, 13:30 PM   #52
 
Jed needed a shave and Isaac asked him why he had head on his face and neck
 
 
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Dec 29th, 2008, 14:49 PM   #53
 
My sister used to call Eamon Holmes ANUS Holmes
 
 
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Jan 1st, 2009, 09:31 AM   #54
 
Me & Isaac were in the bath last night and he said to me 'mummy your boobies are long' I laughed and he said 'and down'

I couldn't breathe I was laughing so much, Jed came up to see what the fuss was all about

He was then trying to wash himself and struggling and trying to bend his hands up under his armpits, he saw me watching and sniggering and he said to me with a very serious face 'mummy I am trying to be a monkey, and a chicken'.

Of course!
 
 
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Jan 17th, 2009, 23:34 PM   #55
 
lou i actually love issac, that boy will be a comedian

oh and i have tears from laughing so much at his comments
 
 
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Jan 18th, 2009, 00:31 AM   #56
 
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lou i actually love issac, that boy will be a comedian

oh and i have tears from laughing so much at his comments
He is a funny little thing
 
 
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Jan 18th, 2009, 00:36 AM   #57
 
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Me & Isaac were in the bath last night and he said to me 'mummy your boobies are long' I laughed and he said 'and down'
What a little cracker lol
 
 
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Jan 18th, 2009, 00:49 AM   #58
 
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Me & Isaac were in the bath last night and he said to me 'mummy your boobies are long' I laughed and he said 'and down'
What a little cracker lol
lou you should have said, 'and you made my boobies long AND down'
 
 
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Jan 18th, 2009, 00:50 AM   #59
 
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Me & Isaac were in the bath last night and he said to me 'mummy your boobies are long' I laughed and he said 'and down'
What a little cracker lol
lou you should have said, 'and you made my boobies long AND down'
I did! and my saggy belly that he keeps pointing out like i don't know its there

 
 
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Jan 18th, 2009, 00:52 AM   #60
 
 
 
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