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chezzabell
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Jul 19th, 2008, 07:15 AM   #31
 
once me and my OH were fun fighting and Sophie told us to stop pissing around!!!


also just the other day Alastair was speaking to my mum on the phone, and my mum said what did u say Alastair, Sophie replyed he told you to F off!!!! (which he didnt by the way)
 
 
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Jul 30th, 2008, 19:55 PM   #32
 
James just sat there telling his sister that the worlds is in gods stomach and when we die we go be with him
 
 
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Aug 13th, 2008, 07:38 AM   #33
 
My mum said to the older 2 "what's your little brother like?" To which Tyler replied "a nightmare" and cayla (5) replied. "he's like a chinese in a bull shop"



she meant bull in a china shop
 
 
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Aug 13th, 2008, 09:34 AM   #34
 
Well mine isn't talking yet but I had some corkers from the kids I teach before I left (aged 6 and 7) regarding my pregnancy.

"So.. Miss... who ye pregnant by?"

"You can go on a date when you're pregnant you know."

"I'm not going to be sad when you go. I'll be thinking of you squeezing the baby out going (insert panting noises here)."

Another time (not bump related) was when the kids were all sitting in silence working away. One little boy who was just working away randomly said "sometimes I wish I was a jaffa cake... then I'd eat myself". His friend sitting next to him looked at him like he was crazy. He smiled and said to his friend "You're ma pal, I'd let you eat me too."
 
 
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Aug 14th, 2008, 16:46 PM   #35
 
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Originally Posted by daftscotslass
"So.. Miss... who ye pregnant by?"

"You can go on a date when you're pregnant you know."

"I'm not going to be sad when you go. I'll be thinking of you squeezing the baby out going (insert panting noises here)."
i am wetting myself!
 
 

 
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Aug 25th, 2008, 16:58 PM   #36
 
Well I have an 8 yr old boy a 5 yr old boy and a 4 yr old madam when we told them about the new baby Madam's reply was I want a sister I already have brothers. My 5yr old said I want a baby brother cos I have a baby sister. My eldest said well I have both and they are both a handful can we not just have another dog?

My 5 yr old also decided that March is too long away and the baby is going to be born on daddy's birthday this Friday 29th aug!
 
 
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Aug 25th, 2008, 16:58 PM   #37
 
Well I have an 8 yr old boy a 5 yr old boy and a 4 yr old madam when we told them about the new baby Madam's reply was I want a sister I already have brothers. My 5yr old said I want a baby brother cos I have a baby sister. My eldest said well I have both and they are both a handful can we not just have another dog?

My 5 yr old also decided that March is too long away and the baby is going to be born on daddy's birthday this Friday 29th aug!
 
 
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Sep 4th, 2008, 00:35 AM   #38
 
Oh, my 3 and a half and nearly 6 year old girls are terrible - we're going through the toilet humour and bum phase at the moment! My girls terrorise my poor OH whenever he has a shower and laugh about his 'sticking out bottom'! When I was first pregnant with Ruby I got asked questions by my eldest regarding how the baby had got inside me so (not wanting to go too far from the truth) I told her that Daddy had planted it. My OH is quite a keen gardener so she asked a while later where the baby had been planted in the garden ! I honestly didn't know how to answer that!!!

I've since explained to her about Daddy fish and Mummy's eggs. She asked me the other day how the fish get inside women and all I could come up with is 'I'll tell you when you're older!!!

The other thing I get from both of them at the moment is whenever I talk about anything in my past (childhood etc) they ask "was I there Mummy?" I told Daisy that ladies are born with their eggs (I know this theory has been questionned) so I have to reassure them that 'a bit of them was there with me' if it was something that happened before they were born - it is quite funny!!
 
 
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Nov 18th, 2008, 14:33 PM   #39
 
Isaac fell over a few weeks ago and told me he 'hurt his trousers'! It really made me laugh. He also picks things up that we say and then uses them, but always in context. The other day we were getting ready to go out and I asked him if he wanted to grab a couple of cars to take with him, he looked at me and rolled his eyes and said 'mum, I'm busy, give me a chance'! And also he came out with another cracker, he asked me for a drink when I was washing up, I asked him to wait a minute but he kept whinging, I eventually gave up and dried my hands and got him a drink, when I gave it to him he turned to me and said 'you happy now are ya'?

Cheeky little so and so

Oh and on bonfire night we were in his bedroom reading a bedtime story and listening to the fireworks outside. He was thinking about something and went quiet, I asked him what he was thinking about and he said to me 'mummy, fireworks are like rainbows'!

How clever!
 
 
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Nov 18th, 2008, 14:54 PM   #40
 
MFG im crying with laughter at these, I love can we just have another dog please

 
 
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Nov 18th, 2008, 21:32 PM   #41
 
my mum still reminds me of this ...

i was about 4 and my mum and me were reading a book, and the convo went like this..

me - 'mummy what are those lines on your head?'
mum- 'they're called wrinkles, you get them when you're old' (at this point she pulled a sad face)
me -'oh its ok mummy, they'll come off in the bath'

.... not sure the same applies to wrinkles as to paint or felt tip lol
 
 
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Nov 19th, 2008, 23:14 PM   #42
 


I've been crying at these
 
 
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Nov 23rd, 2008, 16:23 PM   #43
 
I have loved reading all these. Sooo funny. My little girl comes out with something on a daily basis.
The other day she shouted me into the bathroom shouting:

'Mum i'm complicated' she meant constipated. Bless xx
 
 
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Nov 27th, 2008, 18:08 PM   #44
 
Oh dear, Vic has done it again! We were playing Trivial Pursuit and there was a question about Mars and Jupiter being separated by a belt of asteroids...he said "hey, we have asteroids in our willies!", happy to show that he DOES listen in class. He meant spermatozoids, of course...


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Nov 27th, 2008, 18:37 PM   #45
 
Hayden cracks me up everyday i must start writing down the funny things he says, i keep forgetting them all!
anyway a few funny things he has said lately..he was opening and closing the PS2 and i had asked him 3 times to stop so i got up and said "Hayden i asked you to stop" and he said "oh god i can't do ANYTHING!"
Another time he came up to me and said "mummy i am very lucky" i said yes you are a lucky boy and he said "i am very happy today and very kind" it was sweet but i couldnt stop laughing!!
 
 
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