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HopesDreams
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Joke - this gave me a giggle.

Dec 17th, 2012, 10:39 AM   #1
 
A Woman's Poem

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around & beat the shit out of him....
Just like his mother used to do.
 
 

 
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Dec 20th, 2012, 11:30 AM   #2
 
 
 

 
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Dec 22nd, 2012, 21:20 PM   #3
 
oh dear lol x x x
 
 
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May 11th, 2013, 21:24 PM   #4
 
Haha! X

tapatalking x
 
 

 
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Aug 10th, 2013, 16:04 PM   #5
 
 
 
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Aug 17th, 2013, 17:55 PM   #6
 
Something to kickstart your
monday!

2 boys were talking and one said to the other, "There is a easy way to earn money".
The other boy said, "How?"
The boy replied, "Tell people you know their secret."
The boy jumps up to his dad, "I know your secret!"
Dad replies, "Please don't tell your mom heres $10."
The boy then runs to his mom, "I know your secret!"
Mom said, "Please don't tell your dad here's $15."
The boy then tries it on the mailman, "I know your secret!"
The mail man opened his arms and said, "Come, give your dad a hug!"
 
 
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Aug 26th, 2013, 15:22 PM   #7
 
Lecturer: The lecturer is taking the class seriously.
One of the student looking towards the window side in the class room.
The lecturer asks the student "For what purpose you are coming to the school?"
Student: For vidhya sir(In Telugu Vidhya means Education).
Lecturer: Then why you are looking towards window?
Student: Vidhya(Girl friend) has not come upto now sir.
 
 
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Aug 26th, 2013, 16:00 PM   #8
 
What did the police officer say to his belly button??


You're under a vest!


Teeheehee

tapatalking x
 
 

 
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Sep 7th, 2015, 11:05 AM   #9
 
lolll I will tell that one to my husband!
 
 
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Nov 25th, 2015, 13:52 PM   #10
 
That's funny)
 
 
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Jan 26th, 2016, 20:45 PM   #11
 
Too funny!
 
 
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Mar 31st, 2016, 11:09 AM   #12
 
hahahaha
 
 
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